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cheeses

three

Total grams

650g

paired with

beers from gipsy hill

crackers

original sourdough

delivery

free, scheduled, uk mainland

"All that stuff about heavy metal cheese and hard rock cheese, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just cheese."

Luckily for you, us Geeks take a much more discerning view on our cheeses and have taken the time to make the perfect hard hitting, heavy metal cheese box. The undisputed 'godfather of cheddars, a cheese so good Limp Bizket serenaded it in 'keep on rollin' (don't fact check that), topped off with a rockstar of a blue with the Bath Blue.

If that wasn't enough, we've partnered with the awesome Gypsy Hill Brewery to bring you three perfectly paired beers to match.

westcombe 200g

Now, for those in the know, this won’t come as the biggest surprise. Westcombe is made at Westcombe farm (see what they did there) and we think of it as The Godfather amongst cheddars...nothing mild about it, a real flavour explosion. We get citrus throughout with the odd pop of hazelnut and caramel.

Hepcat Session ipa 

This is Hepcat. A Session IPA. Their mainstay and original. It’s everything the style should be – fruity nose, juicy body, bright taste. A self proclaimed 'classic', we'll let you make your mind up...

Goes well with dancefloors and smooth moves.

rollright 250g

Rollright. Never ever Rollwrong. Simply put, it's a better, British alternative to Reblochon. But it's so much more. It's luxurious, it's buttery, it's rich...but with an immensely satisfying crunch. And don't forget the woodiness thanks to the spruce bark wrap. This guy comes as a 250g whole (it's a good whack of cheese but won't last more than a sitting).

Whilst the guys at King Stone Dairy in Gloucestershire took inspiration from the washed rind soft cheeses of France and Switzerland, they have taken it to another level here. Keep on rollin.

Bandit gf pale ale

This is Bandit. A Gluten Free Pale Ale. They took their beloved Beatnik and stole the gluten out. It’s a light, refreshing pale. Still fruity, still floral. Loads of flavour, just gluten free.

Goes well with high revs and breeze in your hair.

bath blue 200g

Form an orderly queue ladies and gentlemen and keep hold of your hats. This box will have you tucking into no less than a former supreme champion.

This farmhouse, hand made blue is so smooth. Never too salty, and perfectly complex. Our favourite moment though is the long, roasted nut finish that just lingers deliciously.

hunter helles lager 

This is Hunter. An uncompromised lager. All premium malts. All noble hops. Conditioned for 40 days. Unfiltered. Light bitterness, spicy, bready and moreish.

Goes well with swells and big breaks.

Peter's Yard Originals

Sourdough Crispbreads. Simply the world's greatest biscuits for cheese...fact.

DELIVERY & EXTRAS 

Delivery is not only free, and not only at a set time of your choosing, but also comes in a climate control box (the only in the industry) that comes with a 48 hour freshness guarantee.

If that wasn't enough, we also add an insert that will talk you through the info on the cheeses, tasting notes and a scorecard to help you make the very most of your cheese and beer evening!!

"I love the smell of cheese in the morning. It's like victory"

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You can choose which date you would like your cheese delivered, so order now and sit back whilst avoiding mask-wearing trips to a cheesemonger. We deliver Tuesday through to Saturday (Sunday and Monday as well if you have a London postcode!) on a next day service using APC couriers. We can take orders up to 10am for next day delivery.