"You asked me if I ever stood up for anything. Yeah, I stood up for my cheese."

The Tina

Regular price £50.00


No. of cheeses

5 beauties

Total grams

1kg approx.

Enough for

8-12 cheese lovers


Free guaranteed pre 4pm (UK mainland)


1 x Condiment, 1 x Crispbreads plus the usual Cheese info, Pairing notes and Scorecard


Cheese Party, no corners cut

We think Tina is pretty much the best. Just about better than (or at least as good as) all the rest. You’ll know it’s party time when she arrives - you’ve got the usual balanced selection of our all time favourite cheeses mixed with some lesser known beauties but we’ve upped the ante and included at least 1kg of the yellow stuff! With 5 cheeses included, it’s perfect for a party of 8-12 people (you might even have a little left over to scoff the morning after).

Tina also comes with two of our best condiments. If you don’t know The Cheese Geek that well, you might not know how fussy we are about what we stock. It’s not only the best cheese but also the very best accompaniments. So Tina will include a packet of Peter’s Yard Crispbreads as well as a perfectly paired condiment...try these and you’ll never need to try any others again.

If you just can’t stand not knowing what cheeses you’ll get, you can get an idea of what you might receive by checking the current selection in our Secret Cheese Shop but we'd encourage you to trust us to pick the perfect Cheesebox. You might just be surprised with what you like!

As well as top notch cheese and condiments, you’ll always be equipped with our tasting notes, pairing tips and scorecard so you can rate your favourites. We’ll also make sure Tina gets to you in tip top condition with our chilled, insulated packaging and guaranteed pre 4pm delivery service.

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