Delivery Information

We deliver Tuesday - Friday. Your cheese will always be chopped and packed on the day of dispatch (and we always use a next day service). This means your cheese is getting to you as fresh as possible.

You don't have to be in to receive your delivery. Our couriers are instructed to leave your cheesebox in the designated safe place. Our packaging is chilled using special cooling packs, and is then fully insulated using natural and environmentally friendly insulation. This means the cheese can last up to 48 hours out of the fridge...although we recommend refrigerating as soon as you can.

We currently only deliver to UK addresses.

Delivery prices to 99% of uk postcodes

Product Weekday delivery Saturday delivery

The Lionel, The Sonny & Cher, The Donna

Free

We do offer Saturday delivery for all our products - get in touch at hello@thecheesegeek.com for costs

The Elvis (Gift subscription)

Free

The Jimi

Free

The Tina, The Clint

Free

Any Pick N Mix order over £55

Free

Any Pick N Mix order under £55

£6.95

OUr go to courier is apc for most mainland postcodes during the week

We use APC next day delivery for the majority of our deliveries. You will receive a 4 hour delivery window on the day of delivery, and an option to confirm or change your safe place instructions.

Our deliveries do not require a signature, so the courier will need clear instructions on where to leave your delicious cheese if nobody is going to be in. APC will not attempt a re-delivery, so it is essential that you leave safe place instructions when you order.

You will also be given the option to confirm or change these instructions via a text and email once the delivery has been despatched. Therefore, you must leave a mobile telephone number and an email address for the recipient. No telephone or email addresses, or any personal information, will be used for anything other than tracking updates and notifications.

If you prefer, we can deliver to your office. All of our packaging is designed not only for temperature control but for odour control too, so no need to worry about ponging out your colleagues! If you are particularly worried about having smelly cheese at work, just let us know in an email once you have ordered and we will ensure you are sent cheese that is just as delicious but lower on the pong charts!

We are unable to offer any refunds if your cheese does not arrive with you on time if you have failed to provide safe place instructions, a mobile telephone number and an email address for tracking updates and notifications.

Please note that during lockdown, we are unable to deliver to some harder to reach postcodes across the UK. Our full service will be up and running once lockdown is lifted.

what happens if my cheese doesn't arrive?


If your cheese has not arrived by the end of the next day, then please let us know as soon as possible and we will investigate.

It is imperative that someone is available to receive the order on the scheduled delivery date, or collect the order the following day. We are unable to offer any refunds or compensation provided the original delivery was delivered on one of those days.

If you have any particularly bespoke requirements, or for larger orders, we would recommend placing your order as far in advance as possible to ensure your cheese is with you on your chosen date.