In our pick n' mix cheese shop you can handpick your own selection but if you’re not sure what you’re after, take a look at The Lionel and Elvis which calls on the Geek's own cheese wisdom as well as offering the best value. Our top selection of seasonal and classic cheese and condiments.
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In the current pandemic/changing trade laws, not all of our suppliers are able to supply us as consistently. Orders should be placed as early as possible to ensure the best chance of availability, and delivery when requested but we may occasionally have to give a substitute for another guy (wait cheese, we're talking about cheese here, not the Who song, our bad). The cheese selected will be as similar as possible but if you do not want us to supply a substitute then please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org when you've placed the order and we can get in contact with alternative solutions.