Cheese Subscriptions

Cheese subscriptions

Our absolute speciality, the only company in the UK to provide tailored subscriptions to each customer individually. There is no better gift for a cheese fiend, nor is there a better way to get your cheese adventure kick-started, than a subscription from The Cheese Geek. We aren't just 'A' Cheese subscription company, we're 'THE' Cheese subscription company.

HOW IT WORKS

Each month, on your chosen delivery date, your subscription will include 4-5 of the finest cheeses totalling approx. 600g, which is enough for around 4-8 people. The selection will always be perfectly balanced including some world famous greats alongside equally exciting, lesser known alternatives. As usual, each cheese is hand picked, in season, and at the best stage of its life. Each delivery also includes tasting notes, pairing tips and a scorecard, so you can rate each cheese and keep track of your favourites. You'll also benefit from The Cheese Geek no repeat guarantee - you'll never get the same cheese twice in a 12 month period. That's 60 different cheeses in 1 year!

why subscribe?

Value

A Monthly Subscription means you're getting the best cheese at the best price. The Jimi, our rolling subscription, is £30/box...that's a saving of £5!

BRITISH

We may be biased but we firmly believe that the world’s best cheese is made on our fair isle. That’s why we source 90% of our cheese directly from small, artisan cheesemakers across Britain.

specialists

We're subscription specialists. Our tech means you'll embark on your own unique cheese journey, trackable through our app with no repeats. Trust us, it's the best in the biz

loyalty

Tunworth? Stamp. Pitchfork? Stamp. Cashel Blue? Stamp. Your Cafe Nero loyalty card but better...because it's CHEESE! All through our app.

free delivery

Delivery is always included. Even better, you can choose your delivery date! Order by 10am and you'll even have the option of next day.

extras

From time to time we'll include extra-special cheeses and products exclusive to Subscribers, depending on what's in season or what The Cheese Geek thinks is tasting so hot right now.

why subscribe?

Value

A Monthly Subscription means you're getting the best cheese at the best price. The Jimi, our rolling subscription, is £30/box...that's a saving of £5!

BRITISH

We may be biased but we firmly believe that the world’s best cheese is made on our fair isle. That’s why we source 90% of our cheese directly from small, artisan cheesemakers across Britain.

specialists

We're subscription specialists. Our tech means you'll embark on your own unique cheese journey, trackable through our app with no repeats. Trust us, it's the best in the biz

loyalty

Tunworth? Stamp. Pitchfork? Stamp. Cashel Blue? Stamp. Your Cafe Nero loyalty card but better...because it's CHEESE! All through our app.

free delivery

Delivery is always included. Even better, you can choose your delivery date! Order by 10am and you'll even have the option of next day.

Perks

From time to time we'll include extra-special cheeses and products exclusive to Subscribers, depending on what's in season or what The Cheese Geek thinks is tasting so hot right now.

Perks of starting your cheesegeek journey

why subscribe?

special cheeses reserved exclusively for subscribers

There are certain cheeses out there that are lip-smackingly fantastic but sadly just too pricey for us to include in our curated boxes. This is usually because they are ultra small batch, incredibly seasonal and made according to processes that are incredibly manual and/or require long ageing. Think Beaufort D'Alpage, Etivaz, 3yr Comte, Salers or closer to home cheeses like Lord of the Hundreds. But cheeses like this are just too good to not showcase, and so exclusively as a subscriber, from time to time, these extra special cheeses will find their way into your boxes so you can experience what all the fuss is about.

first to try new cheeses that we think are hits

Artisan cheesemaking is an incredibly dynamic progressive industry, and the great cheesemakers we work with are always keen to apply their incredible skill, knowledge, experience and craftsmanship to developing new cheeses. It's a quite incredible investment of time, energy and money to develop a new cheese, and so when they do pop up, and we love them, the first people we want to share them with is our amazing subscribers! So when these cheeses do emerge, and they pass our taste tests, you will be the first to try them, ahead of pretty much anyone else in the world. And that cheese guru friend of yours who has tried it all...here's where you get to finally show off your cheese skills!

different cheeses every month set according to your preferences

No blue? No goat? No problem (although we would love to have the chance to change your mind). Every month, you can rest safe in the knowledge that you will be getting a new set of cheeses, with no scaries in there, and add to your growing repertoire of cheesy knowledge. And your monthly cheese won't be just any cheese, it will be bang in season, matured to perfection, and tasting exactly how the cheesemaker intended.

the best price, saving between £60 - £90 over a 12mth period

Last but by no means least, as a subscriber, despite all the benefits listed above, you also pay the least! Sign up to a 12mth Elvis, and it is a £90 saving over the year, or with a rolling Jimi it works out as £60 back in your pocket.
 
The greatest cheeses, every month, with added extras, and for less money...that's what being a Cheese Geek subscriber is all about. So join us and let's get this (cheese) party started!

Value

A Monthly Subscription means you're getting the best cheese at the best price. The Jimi, our rolling subscription, is £30/box...that's a saving of £5!

BRITISH

We may be biased but we firmly believe that the world’s best cheese is made on our fair isle. That’s why we source 90% of our cheese directly from small, artisan cheesemakers across Britain.

specialists

We're subscription specialists. Our tech means you'll embark on your own unique cheese journey, trackable through our app with no repeats. Trust us, it's the best in the biz

loyalty

Tunworth? Stamp. Pitchfork? Stamp. Cashel Blue? Stamp. Your Cafe Nero loyalty card but better...because it's CHEESE! All through our app.

free delivery

Delivery is always included. Even better, you can choose your delivery date! Order by 10am and you'll even have the option of next day.

extras

From time to time we'll include extra-special cheeses and products exclusive to Subscribers, depending on what's in season or what The Cheese Geek thinks is tasting so hot right now.

sign up in 3 easy steps

step 01

BESPOKE YOUR BOX

Suffer from a case of the Blues? Don’t worry, you can set your preferences so that we only include the cheese you like (although, we do recommend trusting us - we’ve been known to turn even the most ardent Blue-hater!)

Step 02

CHOOSE YOUR SUBSCRIPTION LENGTH

Roll with Jimi for an ongoing, monthly subscription or rock with Elvis if you'd like to pay in advance for 3, 6, 9 or 12 months. Whichever you choose, you’ll benefit from our no repeat guarantee...that’s right, you’ll never get the same cheese twice during your subscription

step 03

ENJOY YOUR CHEESE

Every month, around 600g of the world’s finest cheeses will arrive at your door in our beautiful boxes. Handily, they are insulated which means your cheese will arrive in tip top condition yet they remain friendly on the environment

START YOUR CHEESE SUBSCRIPTION TODAY

UNWRAP THE PERFECT GIFT

Great cheese deserves great wrapping! We’re like origami ninjas cutting and wrapping each piece of cheese individually then carefully playing tetris as we slot your selection in to our beautiful boxes (which are magically insulated and eco friendly!)

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