Where cheese meets technology

Two magical worlds colliding, creating something beautiful. Cheese...and Technology

Two magical worlds colliding, creating something beautiful. Cheese...and Technology

Back at day dot of cheesegeek, sat around a kitchen table surrounded by cheese, we tried hard to nail down why most people still only ate cheddar and brie. Our overarching aim was very clear - we wanted more people to eat better cheese, and have a bloody good time doing it. This looked great on paper but how in practice were we going to make this happen? Cheese has been around for donkey’s years (since around 6500BC, since you’re asking) ...the hard bit has been getting more people to feel connected with it on a deeper level. With over 750 varieties of cheese being made in the UK now though, it dawned on us the time was ripe for this to change. “Bring in tech (and more cheese)” we said triumphantly.

The modern cheesemonger

We have never been more blessed with the technological opportunities we have today. Phones constantly within reach, on demand products and services, streamlined apps, personalised purchasing journeys, subscription software...great cheese just needed the right tools to get it in the mouths of more people.

And there we have it, a pairing that nobody in their right mind would put together. But that’s what we’re doing. Cheese and technology, or as we now know it: cheesetech.

What do we mean by cheesetech?

On the surface, it means our amazing website that gives a great feel for what we’re all about and makes purchasing cheese easy. It also means our amazing delivery tech that ensures all cheese is received in perfect condition, just how it should be. And it is our wonderful app (launching November 2021), the first of its kind, that means great cheese can now be ordered with a few clicks, in a few seconds, from absolutely anywhere.

But if you lift the bonnet, you’ll see the engine we built that makes cheesegeek tick. We called her CASSIE (Cheese Allocation System...SIE), and she is the really hardcore tech.

CASSIE manages all of our orders, logs our customer preferences, knows what is in season and holds our cheese universe. She holds a multitude of data points on each - from the basics of where it comes from and what style or strength the cheese is, all the way through to the month it tastes best and how our customers have rated it.

Great, I hear you say, we have a database which holds...data, and you’ve given it a name. Well that’s just the start. The magic happens when we ask CASSIE to allocate cheese.

When I say ask, every morning she wakes up and gets to work on all the new orders that have come in over the last day and ask a bunch of questions to give a perfectly balanced selection. Some of our cheeseboxes have set products and she knows which cheeses to add in here but for our subscriber selection (The Elvis and The Jimi’s) and The Lionel and The Tina one-off boxes she will put together a unique selection for each box based on the following criteria:

  • What cheese has this customer received before?
  • What cheese do we currently have in the fridge?
  • Is this cheese in season?
  • Does the overall box have a balanced selection?
  • Does the customer have any dietary requirements? i.e Vegetarian, Gluten Free etc
  • What order should these cheeses be eaten in to maximise enjoyment?
  • Has the subscriber ‘bespoked their box’ (requested no blue cheese for example)?
  • And much more!

As soon as our lovely cheesemakers deliver their latest batch through the doors of cheesegeek HQ, CASSIE gets to work dishing out the deliciousness so our customers can experience artisan cheese at its freshest.

When we initially got into thinking about cheesetech our first question was what did we need aside from simple data retention? Of course it would be easy to store order details such as shipping addresses and gift messages but we really had to think about the most important thing going into those boxes - Cheese!

Many of the boxes in our range don’t have a set selection of cheese (of course some do as we’ve put together some incredible pairings with various wines, beers, charcuterie etc that we couldn’t keep to ourselves) and instead our wonderful customers put their trust into us to send them out a varied and balanced selection of the finest cheeses the UK has to offer (and sometimes a little slice of Europe too). There are so many styles and varieties and we want to make sure as many of these are showcased as they can be

It isn’t as simple as entering cheese into a spreadsheet and letting a system divide up what we have to our customers - we pride ourselves on the fact we care for the cheese as much as the cheesemakers do in order to have it delivered in perfect condition. 

cheese and crackers

This means all of our daily orders are chopped and wrapped by our despatch team on the morning of them being collected in the afternoon by our overnight delivery courier. Gone are the days of tired cut cheeses on a cheesemonger’s counter that have have been open for too long and are starting to get a bit sad.
This means that we would need our system to know what we have in the fridge that is ready to go and work out the selections from this and taking into account any variations set by the customer (vegetarian only, no goat’s cheese, no blue cheese etc) and making sure the right number of cheeses and the right styles are going out to everyone.

The true joys of artisan cheese are what make it more difficult than most other products into fitting into certain boxes

  • It has a shorter shelf life (this can be massively impacted by seasonality, ripeness and batch) and once you cut a piece of cheese you start the countdown clock so you can’t just chip away at a large wedge over time - once it’s been cut it needs to be sent out ASAP to make sure it’s enjoyed in it’s finest glory
  • Every cheesemaker has their own distinct style, and while you find that generally most cheddars come in wheels of 10-20kg and most soft cheeses are made to smaller formats under 500g, this isn’t always the case! Cheese moulds, herd and dairy size and cheesemaker capacity all account for the weird and wonderful shapes and sizes of UK artisan cheese.
  • It’s not just wheels too, some cheeses are square, some are cylindrical, some are even shaped like little spaceships! (these are not the easiest to divide up into perfect little portions) so when it comes to asking a computer to take all of these different things and try and squeeze them into the same format it’s not the simplest task.

The majority of the little wedges sent out are around 120g - this means we can squeeze 5 superstars into the Jimi, Elvis and Lionel selections for more variety. 

However, we also cut 200g wedges and occasionally go even bigger for some bespoke orders to 500g, 750g and 1kg. Covering all these bases means each cheese can have various numbers of different size pieces and trying to work out what you can get out of a wheel in a day is a little like a puzzle! The last thing we ever want to do is waste cheese so we aim to get the most we can out of any cheese every day (and we go through about 70 different varieties daily at a minimum).

Alongside this, we have to take into account what is ripe on any given day, making sure that our customers then have enough time to enjoy their cheese once it’s delivered.

In the cheese world, winter and particularly the weeks around Christmas are hugely busy whereas demand always drops off between Spring and Autumn - one of the main things we are trying to do at cheesegeek is to get people eating more delicious cheese all year round - there are cheeses for every season and so many different ways to enjoy it that we would love to help support what is currently such a seasonal food into something more sustainable for the future. We try to have the right amount of cheese in stock at all times of the year and even when it is quieter offering the same broad selection. This takes a little jiggery pokery from CASSIE to look forward and see what we might need at any one time.

Our upcoming app update means that subscribers will be able to see what they will be receiving a few days in advance and even swap out some cheeses to suit their tastes - now that is geeky! We're working with a world-class team at Hedgehog Lab, the number 1 global app developer, to build a market leading tool that puts users first.

Technology with a human touch

Our operations assistants give the allocation the once over before the cheese whisperers get to chopping and wrapping all the cheese for the day’s orders, checking that CASSIE is doing the right job but also adding in that human element that no amount of tech can bring:

  • Has a cheesemaker just called us to say they have a batch that is just out of this world and we need to get this out to our customer ASAP?
  • Is this a customer that we know is a lover of Lancashire or a sucker for Stilton?
  • Do we know that a certain batch is taking just that little longer to ripen this week and needs more time?
  • Has this customer contacted us with a special request for example pregnancy-safe cheese?
  • Will this cheese just go a little too gooey in transit as there is a heatwave this week?

So, we have the perfect collaboration between tech and ninja cheese instinct, and hey presto, we have perfectly balanced, unique selections for cheese lovers across the country.

What does the future hold for cheesetech?

At cheesegeek HQ, with the help of our coding wizard Billy, we have just updated how CASSIE works and fine tuned it to some more exciting capabilities which will help get more amazing cheese out to more customers across the UK! 

The next phase is work with our brand new and improved app and website functions to use previous customer ratings as part of the allocation process...as a subscriber, if you’ve rated, say Tunworth 5/5 (why wouldn’t you, it’s a worldie), CASSIE will rummage around the data and pick out the other 1000 people who have rated Tunworth 5/5. She’ll look at which other cheeses these 1000 people have rated highly and allocate your next cheesebox with this data in mind. Mouth wateringly smart. Tunworth not in season right now? No problemo...because CASSIE knows a whole bunch of cheeses that fit the same profile as Tunworth...so we know you will probably love them too.

We are putting the human element of knowing these cheeses inside out into data format which allows CASSIE to ‘get to know’ the cheeses and creates connections in the whole database. As time goes on, CASSIE will continue to become smarter. She’ll have more and more data points to call on and more customer ratings to assess. The more we feed her, the quicker and more effectively she will work.

Ultimately, this means that subscribers should enjoy their cheese even more, because they are getting cheese delivered (cheese they had probably never even heard of before, and would certainly not have known to pick out from a line-up) that fits with their taste profile. And that’s what we’re here to do. Get more people enjoying great cheese. Our groundbreaking, unrivalled tech, is what makes those dreams come true.

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October's seasonal cheese selection

Each month we curate 5 of the finest cheeses the UK has to offer. They highlight quality craftmanship, complex flavour profiles and form the backbone of our gifts and subscriptions.

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cheesegeek Bibury
Bibury
Semi hard

A sheep's milk cheese made with milk from the flock at Sheaf House Farm just up the road in Gloucestershire. Made only seasonally from late March, Bibury comes to life in Autumn. Classic notes of meadow flowers and hay along with white chocolate and a fondant texture that is very appealing.

 

cheesegeek Swift Reserve
Swift Reserve

3 total reviews

HARD

A scintillating 9-month aged gouda style cheese. 

If there was ever a Goldilocks gouda, then this is it. Just young enough to be supple, buttery, nutty sweet and unbelievably moreish, yet old enough to have developed a slightly weathered earthiness and rich complexity. We reckon this tastes like liberally buttered jacket potato skins. Oh, and finish is a joy to behold, long, sweet and delightful.

To top it off Swift Reserve pairs perfectly with coffee (yes, coffee). Transport yourself to the Med and enjoy a wedge of cheese with your morning caffeine. Keeping you fuller for longer and tasting shockingly good, it'll soon become part of your breakfast routine. Exclusive to cheesegeek.

Look out for the Swift Black coming soon to one of London's most exciting coffee specialists!

cheesegeek Quicke's Mature Cheddar
Quicke's Mature Cheddar
HARD

Mature, and not in a dull, doesn't like to leave the house way. Quicke's Mature is just fully developed. Quicke's the makers date back to 1540s so they know how to make goooood cheese. Handcrafted using grass-fed cow milk, this well rounded cheddar is typically matured for 12-18 months (hence the name) and brings you a variety of flavours from brothy to buttery to freshly mown grass and baked potato flavours. Always with the characteristic cheddar tang.

cheesegeek Washington
Washington

2 total reviews

SOFT

British cider-washed soft cheese

An unforgettable soft cheese, washed in cider. 

A testament to British cheesemaking, and a nod to continental cheesemaking. Washington is a washed rind cheese destined for great things. When slightly younger, the flavours are fresher and crisper, with just a hint of fruitiness. Ripened on, it develops deep, savoury, meaty flavour, a bit like those famous continental pongers like Epoisses. However, the cider wash brings an astonishing fermented fruity funk, balancing the savoury flavours perfectly, all playing out amidst the most tantalising creamy, decadent, luxurious texture. A modern take on history, and a cheese for the ages.

cheesegeek Perl Las
Cornish Blue
BLUE

Designed to be eaten as a young cheese, Cornish Blue is a very different product from traditional English blue cheeses. Its flavour is mild and creamy, with a dense texture and buttery richness, instead of the ‘salty tang’ common of other traditional blue cheeses it has a gentle sweetness.

November's seasonal cheese selection

Each month we curate 5 of the finest cheeses the UK has to offer. They highlight quality craftsmanship, complex flavour profiles and form the backbone of our gifts and subscriptions.

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cheesegeek 200g Rutland Red
Rutland Red
HARD

**Just voted 8th best cheese in World** One of the few remaining Red Leicester cheeses made in Leicestershire, Rutland Red is made in a special dedicated cheese room at Long Clawson Stilton makers. This beaut is so buttery and nutty sweet with a finish reminiscent of a creme brulee and a striking deep red colour that is unmistakable on a cheeseboard making it a firm favourite at cheesegeek. We're not the only ones to think so as Rutland Red just won 8th best cheese in the world (over 5,200 entries!) at the most prestigious 2025 World Cheese Awards. Red Leicester is a classic on any cheeseboard and is also one of our top picks to cook with, Cauliflower Cheese we're looking at you!!

cheesegeek Cornish Kern
Cornish Kern

6 total reviews

HARD

From Lynher Dairies, the makers of Cornish Yarg and Garlic Yarg, we welcome Cornish Kern—a stonker of a cheese. This beaut is off the chart with flavour. Encased in black wax, it is made in the style of a Gouda, however, the utilisation of Alpine starter cultures gives the cheese multiple dimensions. It has a real fruity twang, something like from an old sweet shop, except cheesy. Think exotic dried fruits, salted caramel, toasted hazelnuts and almonds, and although savoury, it simply tempts and teases you with a little bit of nutty buttery sweetness. All the flavours just linger beautifully in your mouth for the perfect amount of time. Its crumbly, crisp and slate-like texture simply arouses one's senses to another planet. An absolute worldy cheese....literally.

cheesegeek Burford
Burford
Semi hard

King Stone Dairy's longest aged, largest cheese. Originally conceived as a way to capture the sweet complexity of Summer pastures, Burford is now made year round and reflects the seasonality of the milk at Manor Farm. Flavours of charcuterie, hazelnut and hints of tropical fruit.

 

The Cheese Geek 250g Tunworth
Dozmary
SOFT

A bold soft cheese inspired by the wild beauty and legend of Bodmin Moor. Named after the mystical Dozmary Pool said to be the resting place of King Arthur’s Excalibur, it carries the same sense of drama and heritage.

It has been developed as a richer, more flavourful evolution of the Cornish Camembert, Dozmary is oozy, buttery, and bursting with character.

The Cheese Geek Cashel Blue
Crozier Blue
BLUE

Crozier Blue is an Irish sheep's milk cheese modelled loosely on a Roquefort, that has a rich, full and well-rounded flavour. It is gently salty with a distinctly rich creamy texture, offset by a touch of spice.

December's seasonal cheese selection

Each month we curate 5 of the finest cheeses the UK has to offer. They highlight quality craftsmanship, complex flavour profiles and form the backbone of our gifts and subscriptions.

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The Cheese Geek Old Roan Wensleydale
Yoredale

4 total reviews

Made at Curlew Dairy by husband and wife Ben & Sam, Yoredale (formerly Old Roan) represents one of the only truly traditional, raw milk Wensleydale cheeses still made in the UK. As well as being a stonker of a Wensleydale, we were rather captured by the Yoredale's journey. The milk travels a whole 5 metres (or 500cm) from milking parlour to processing room. Then, having been matured for 3-4 months it makes its way to you...via us! Unlike block Wensleydale, the manual, handmade, small batch nature of this traditional clothbound Wensleydale results in so much more complexity. It has the tell tale bite in the centre, but carries an incredible stoney, mineral earthiness closer to the rind, where you also start getting the most wonderful breakdown in the cheese. There are more hidden themes here than The Matrix, and it is a great nod to traditional cheesemaking

cheesegeek Lincolnshire Red
Lincolnshire Red
This beaut gives you everything a great Cheddar should, but on top of that, another layer of deep burnt butter, nutty happiness. It has an intense moist yet creamy texture, with a delicate and elegant buttery flavour that matches with a lingering clean flavour. Theres no denying that this Lincolnshire Red is a promising winner on any cheese board.
The Cheese Geek Keen's Cheddar
Keen's Cheddar

4 total reviews

Along with Westcombe, Pitchfork, and Montgomery’s, Keen's is one of the last traditional raw milk artisan Somerset Cheddars. This is due to the fact the criteria are so much stricter than those for West Country Farmhouse Cheddars. The production process uses raw untreated milk from their grass-fed herd, with pint starters rather than powder, traditional animal rennet, and a clothbound maturation of at least 12 months.

The result is a strong, tangy cheddar with a mellow depth of flavour, occasionally blueing throughout. A standout traditional cheddar that is keeping its place firmly in the classic cheese world.

cheesegeek Rollright
Rollright

26 total reviews

If Cheese = Xmas and Xmas = Vacherin then you could be forgiven for assuming Xmas would be cancelled this year due to LSD (not that one) and its impact on supply of Vacherin this year.

But fortunately, thanks to a lesser known but equally mighty British cheese called Rollright, Xmas might just be saved after all.Made in Gloucestershire, it is wrapped in spruce imported from the continent, just the same as is used on traditional Vacherin, and it is made with milk from a single herd of rare breed cows that actually feed on grass even through the winter.

It is great baked, equally great spooned, but crucially it will give you everything you've come to know and love about a Vacherin, and arguably more.

Rollright. Saving Christmas 2025

cheesegeek Long Clawson Stilton
Long Clawson Stilton

5 total reviews

The heavyweight of all cheeses, Santa's favourite cheese, and Christmas on a plate... it's Stilton.

After months of blind-taste tests, we settled on Long Clawson as our Stilton of choice. But don't just take our word for it, Long Clawson won Super Gold at the 2021 World Cheese Awards, effectively crowning it the World's Best Stilton.
With it's beautiful blue veins (yes we're calling them beautiful) and bold flavour, we're so glad there's Stil-tons of this cheese in our fridge.

January's seasonal cheese selection

Each month we curate 5 of the finest cheeses the UK has to offer. They highlight quality craftsmanship, complex flavour profiles and form the backbone of our gifts and subscriptions.

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The Cheese Geek St Helena
St Helena

4 total reviews

Blake Bowden (cheesemaker extraordinaire) at St Jude has developed the divine St Helena, using raw Montbeliarde milk from the herd at Fen Farm. St Helena has an inviting, supple texture so reminiscent of a classic St Nectaire/Tomme. It is unmistakably rich, with milky and nutty sweet vibes that just keep you coming back for more. But, the washed rind, and the raw milk bring another dimension beyond that. It has those farmy, tangy notes that catch your attention, earning respect as well as delectation. Take a Bow-den, Blake (yikes).

The Cheese Geek Devonshire Red
Devonshire Red

3 total reviews

This mild Devonshire Delight is bursting with flavours. There's hints of lemony, zesty freshness as well as nutty and savoury notes. This clothbound process gives Devonshire Red a rich crumbly texture, resulting in a divine hard cheese.
The Cheese Geek Etivaz
Jura Mountain Cheese

A classic hard cheese with aromatic spiciness and a strong flavour - a true mountain cheese which is also well suited to a creamy fondue.

cheesegeek Maida Vale
Maida Vale

9 total reviews

Village Maid are cheesemakers that just know what they are doing... they make the wonderful Wigmore, Waterloo and Spenwood. Winner of best cows milk cheese at the recent Artisan Cheese Awards, Maida Vale is made in a similar style to Waterloo, except it is washed during maturation in IPA. So whilst the cheese is inherently buttery, creamy and rich on account of using Guernsey cows (notoriously creamy milk), the IPA brings into the mix a nice little tangy punchy kick that just keeps you thinking. As with all cheeses like this, the majority of that kick will come from the rind, so you can compare the taste of the centre cheese vs the rind...quite a difference!

cheesegeek Cashel Blue
Cashel Blue

5 total reviews

BLUE

This is the perfect blue cheese for those who want complexity but not the sharp saltiness, minerality or general strength of a Stilton or bolder blue cheese. Cashel Blue is more soft-honey than nutty, and has little salty sharpness with almost no minerality to speak of compared to a Barkham Blue for example. The finish is super clean with just a hint of saltiness at the end. What it all adds up to, is a scenario where some of the more subtle flavours aren't scared to come out and say hi... honey, some hazelnut and straight up creamy goodness.