"Truth is like cheese. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't going away."

The Elvis

Regular price £88.50


No. of cheeses


Total grams

Approx 600g/month

Enough for

4-8 cheese lovers




Cheese info, Pairing notes and Scorecard


Release my inner Cheese Geek


Different cheeses every month, guaranteed!

There is no better gift for a cheese fiend, nor is there a better way to get your cheese adventure kick-started, than a subscription from The Cheese Geek. It really is our gold standard.

Each month, your subscription will include 4-5 of the finest cheeses totalling approx. 600g, which is enough for around 4-8 people. The selection will always be perfectly balanced including some all time greats alongside equally exciting, lesser known alternatives. As usual, each cheese is hand picked in season and at the best stage of its life. Each delivery also includes tasting notes, pairing tips and a scorecard, so you can rate each cheese and keep track of your favourites.

As well as getting the best rate, subscribers also benefit from our no repeat guarantee. For any subscription up to 12 months, you will not get the same cheese twice (unless you select 'Vegetarian only', there is a limit to our powers!). That's a new cheese every week (with a few left over!)....oh yes, it's fist pump time.

Great as gifts (a winner for birthdays or Christmas pressies) or to reward yourself for being a great, cheese-loving human being, you can pre-pay for either 3, 6, 9 or 12 months.

And remember, we always include free, chilled delivery.

Thanks Elvis.


At The Cheese Geek we favour quality over quantity, so there's no long list here of every condiment under the sun, only the ones we believe to be the very best. There's something for every type of cheese and in the case of Cloudberry Jam, it doubles up as a great topping for vanilla ice cream. Who knew.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 18 reviews

Fabulous selection of cheeses

Excellent service and great cheese

Brilliant Father’s Day present, loved the variety and uniqueness of the cheese selection.

Fantastic gift

We purchased 'The Elvis' as a gift for a colleague and she was delighted when it arrived and loved the variety of cheeses provided. Thank you.

Love the choices of cheese

Great to get into new British and other cheeses. I do feel you are missing some Spanish and Italian cheeses, however love the British cheese selection

Bought as a gift - very well recieved

Bought add a gift - tbe recipient was very pleased with the cheeses and the chutneys which were recommended to go with this box went perfectly I'm told. Thanks