• cheesegeek Classic The Arnie - Christmas Hamper
  • cheesegeek The Arnie - Christmas Hamper
  • cheesegeek The Arnie - Christmas Hamper
  • cheesegeek Classic The Arnie - Christmas Hamper
  • cheesegeek The Arnie - Christmas Hamper

The Arnie - Christmas Hamper

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 2 reviews
5 cheeses
up to 8 people
750g approx
Arnie is the man who has it all, and now we have the hamper that has it all. Yes- It’s that time of year again where a cheese hamper is simply indispensable (at least we think so). This year our cheesy elves have been going crackers, perfecting the Christmas hamper to end all Christmas hampers. Containing the perfect assortment, for the seamless Christmas treat. Hamper La Vista, Baby.


  • 225g Golden Cross
  • 250g Rollright
  • 100g St Jude
  • 180g Bluemin White
  • 200g Truffle Bomb


  • 750ml Distant Noises Chardonnay
  • 750ml Distant Noises Cabernet Sauvignon
  • 750ml Wiston Brut NV


  • The Three Gees (Red Onion & Port, Brandy & Pear, Cherry & Amaretto, 113g each)
  • Maters & Co Honey
  • 1 x Box Peter's Yard Original Crackers
  • 1 x Box Peter's Yard Rosemary & Sea Salt Crackers


  • Curing Rebel Meat Selection (Coppa, Salami and Bresaola, 55g each)
  • 1 x cheesegeek cheeseboard
  • 1 x cheesegeek Tea Towel

Christmas week delivery date for the Arnie is the 20th December. Slots fill up quickly so we recommend getting your orders in early.

Delivery is not only free, and not only at a set day of your choosing, but also comes in a climate control box (the only in the industry) that comes with a 48 hour freshness guarantee. If that wasn't enough, we also add an insert that will talk you through the info on the cheeses, tasting notes and a scorecard to help you make the very most of your festive cheesegeek delivery.


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During checkout, you will be able to select your preferred delivery date. This is great if you're buying as a gift or are organising your cheese in advance. The cheese will be packed in chilled, insulated boxes (that look great!) and will always be prepared on the day it is dispatched. A few other handy pointers:

- We use DHL nationwide and Packfleet within the M25

- Please use the delivery date you have selected as a guide rather than a guarantee.

- Your cheese will arrive in the best condition. It will have been prepared freshly and will not have been with our courier beyond our maximum of 48hrs

- You will receive delivery notifications for when your order is dispatched that mean you can track when it’s in transit

If you aren’t in for your delivery, this won’t matter. Our couriers will leave your cheese in you designated safe place in our climate controlled packaging.

We’re a small business working with an (incredible) perishable product. For advice on delivery or any cheesy questions, get in touch via the live chat or on hello@thecheesegeek.com

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Free next delivery to UK mainland on all cheeseboxes. Just order before 2pm and we'll do the rest

Perfect Condition

Our cheese is delivered in climate-controlled packaging. We recommend eating within a week for optimum freshness


We have a 48 hour freshness guarantee. We'll send you a free fresh one if your box falls outside this

The Christmas hamper to end all Christmas hampers

A cheesegeek Christmas hamper is a hamper like no other. We've selected products that we think work well together, no matter how you pair them, creating a delightful harmony of sensations. Whilst cheese takes centre stage, you can also enjoy wine, condiments, crackers, meats, and some cheesegeek merch.

Hamper La Vista, Baby

Arnold Schwarzenegger, ish

Add Rosé for the perfect accompaniment

Working with our friends at amie Wine, we've selected their original Rosé to pair with The Polyanna. It's fresh and vibrant with hints of Strawberry...perfect as we welcome Spring.

When bought with The Pollyanna, we're offering a saving of 20%. Simply add The Pollyanna to your cart and you'll be presented with the exclusive offer.

Add Rosé for the perfect accompaniment

The Perfect Pairings

The cheeses

Five artisan British cheeses


Golden Cross - a goat's cheese with a dense & silky texture

Rollright - a buttery & rich British alternative to Reblochon

St Jude - a luxuriously light soft cheese made in Suffolk

Truffle Bomb - a waxed lancashire cheese with a dash of truffle

Bluemin White - a blue brie style cheese with a melt-in-the-mouth texture


The accompaniments

Accompaniments designed to compliment the cheese


We've included a selection of delicious festive nibbles & drinks which work just as well on their own as they do paired with the cheeses.

Distant Noises Chardonnay & Distant Noises Cabernet Sauvignon 

Three Gee's condiment selection & Maters & Co Honey

Original Sourdough Crackers & Rosemary and Sea Salt Crackers

Curing Rebel's Meat Selection


The Merch

cheesegeek Merch for the cheese fanatic


A cheese hamper wouldn't be complete without a few extras to get you through Christmas:

A cheesegeek tea towel

A cheesegeek cheeseboard


How your cheese will arrive

  • 1

    Your cheese is delivered in the best, climate-controlled packaging money can buy.

  • 2

    Your cheese is always cut, wrapped and packed fresh on the day its dispatched.

  • 3

    Our cardboard delivery boxes are produced using recycled material and are recyclable.

  • 4

    Includes cheese info, tasting notes and pairing tips as well as a scorecard to track your favs.