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  • cheesegeek Say Cheese!
  • cheesegeek Say Cheese!

Say Cheese!

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 Say hello to ‘Say Cheese!’ The cheese that…well…literally makes you say cheese! We’ve come up with something that the world has been crying out for, personalised cheese! And when we say personalised, we mean PERSONALISED. You can print anything onto your cheese, be that your own face, a heartfelt message, or a picture of your dog, the possibilities are endless.* The images are printed onto a cheesegeek favourite, a mini Waterloo, using a very clever machine and malt extract. So, what are you waiting for? It’s time to say cheese.

*In saying that possibilities are endless, each cheese is individually printed by a real life human member of the cheesegeek team, so we do ask that what you ask for is not NSFW. Thanks!

Delivery is FREE and it comes in a climate control box (the only in the industry) that comes with a 48 hour freshness guarantee. If that wasn't enough, we also add an insert that will talk you through the info on the cheeses, tasting notes and a scorecard to help you make the very most of your festive cheesegeek delivery.

Say Cheese!

Christmas Shipping

Read more on our Christmas week deliveries here


Christmas Delivery Information Close Icon for Delivery Drawer

The week before Christmas is our (and our courier’s) busiest time of the year. Please use the delivery date you have selected as a guide rather than a guarantee. We will ensure that:

- Your delivery will arrive within 2 days of your preferred date (either before or after)

- Your cheese will still arrive in the best condition. It will have been prepared freshly and will not have been with our courier beyond our maximum of 48hrs

- Your cheese will be perfect for Christmas (whether for yourself or a gift)

- You will receive delivery notifications for when your order is dispatched that mean you can track when it’s in transit

If you aren’t in for your delivery, this won’t matter. Our couriers will leave your cheese in you designated safe place in our climate controlled packaging.

We’re a small business working with an (incredible) perishable product. For advice on delivery or any cheesy questions, get in touch via the live chat or on hello@thecheesegeek.com

Read Our Delivery Policy

Free Shipping

Free next delivery to UK mainland on all cheeseboxes. Just order before 2pm and we'll do the rest

Perfect Condition

Our cheese is delivered in climate-controlled packaging. We recommend eating within a week for optimum freshness


We have a 48 hour freshness guarantee. We'll send you a free fresh one if your box falls outside this

About Say Cheese!

From the folks who brought you the personalised cheese bauble in 2022, we're now premiering the world's first cheese-with-photo-on-it (there must be something snappier than that). Yes, you can now show your other half how much you care by getting their face plastered on a piece of Waterloo!

About Say Cheese!

Photography tips

For the best results, make sure your chosen image is:

  • close up on your subject
  • in good lighting
  • no motion blur

If you're a photoshop whiz, you can add text to your image too. Or visit us in person at the Brityard, on Regents Street, where we have exclusive in-store additions!

Photography tips

Say Cheese! in action

Printing on cheese can seem a little out there, so we've put together this handly little video to show Say Cheese! in action. Thanks Livvie!

How it works

We will be delivering from December 1st. You can choose your preferred delivery date throughout December

Attach a photo in the upload section above the add to cart button. Please add the number of photos for the number of Say Cheeses! you are adding to cart. We will only accept the first photo you submit.

Delivery is FREE but we do have a minimum order value of £25. Why not buy two or combine with a box.

Say Cheese! will be delivered in chilled packaging but you will need to keep this in the fridge. The cheese will be partly exposed so we recommend eating as soon as possible on receipt.

Photos will work best on a plain, light background. The more contrast the better