"I love the smell of cheese in the morning. It's like victory"

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beers from gipsy hill


original sourdough


free, scheduled, uk mainland

"All that stuff about heavy metal cheese and hard rock cheese, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just cheese."

Luckily for you, us Geeks take a much more discerning view on our cheeses and have taken the time to make the perfect hard hitting, heavy metal cheese box. The undisputed 'godfather of cheddars, a cheese so good Limp Bizket serenaded it in 'keep on rollin' (don't fact check that), topped off with a rockstar of a blue with the Bath Blue.

If that wasn't enough, we've partnered with the awesome Gipsy Hill Brewery to bring you three perfectly paired beers to match.

westcombe (200g) with IPA

Now, for those in the know, this won’t come as the biggest surprise. Westcombe is made at Westcombe farm (see what they did there) and we think of it as The Godfather amongst cheddars...nothing mild about it, a real flavour explosion. We get citrus throughout with the odd pop of hazelnut and caramel.

Hepcat is a Session IPA. It's Gipsy Hill's mainstay and original. It’s everything the style should be – fruity nose, juicy body, bright taste. A self proclaimed 'classic', we'll let you make your mind up...

Goes well with dancefloors and smooth moves (as well as Westcombe!).

rollright (250g) with Pale Ale

Rollright. Never ever Rollwrong. Simply put, it's a better, British alternative to Reblochon. But it's so much more. It's luxurious, it's buttery, it's rich...but with an immensely satisfying crunch. And don't forget the woodiness thanks to the spruce bark wrap.

Whilst the guys at King Stone Dairy in Gloucestershire took inspiration from the washed rind soft cheeses of France and Switzerland, they have taken it to another level here. Keep on rollin.

Bandit is Gipsy Hill's Gluten Free Pale Ale. They took their beloved Beatnik and stole the gluten out. It’s a light, refreshing pale. Still fruity, still floral. Loads of flavour, just gluten free.

Goes well with high revs and breeze in your hair...and Rollright.

bath blue (200g) with Lager

Form an orderly queue ladies and gentlemen and keep hold of your hats. This box will have you tucking into no less than a former supreme champion.

This farmhouse, hand made blue is so smooth. Never too salty, and perfectly complex. Our favourite moment though is the long, roasted nut finish that just lingers deliciously.

This pairs with Hunter. An uncompromised lager. All premium malts. All noble hops. Conditioned for 40 days. Unfiltered. Light bitterness, spicy, bready and moreish.

Goes well with swells and big breaks.

Peter's Yard Originals

Sourdough Crispbreads. Simply the world's greatest biscuits for cheese...fact.


Delivery is not only free, and not only at a set time of your choosing, but also comes in a climate control box (the only in the industry) that comes with a 48 hour freshness guarantee.

If that wasn't enough, we also add an insert that will talk you through the info on the cheeses, tasting notes and a scorecard to help you make the very most of your cheese and beer evening!!

Optional: Three gees

If you feel your box is one chutney short of a picnic, then you can add The Three Gees at a discounted price of £6. Just use the code THREEGEESOZZY