"He who has not Cheese in his heart, will never find it under the tree"


No. of cheeses

5 beauties

Total grams

1kg approx

Enough for

Up to 12 cheese lovers


Free pre 4pm guaranteed (UK mainland)


Cheese info, Pairing notes and Scorecard


Christmas is nothing without cheese


Red Onion & Port Marmalade

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Perfect for the smaller festive bash, it contains five Christmas classics that will keep everyone happy. As well as around a kilo of the greatest cheeses known to humanity, you also get 1 pot of our own Red Onion & Port Marmalade made with Rosebud Preserves (because even Batman needs Robin). To top it off, you also get a pre 4pm guaranteed, tracked delivery – cheese like this needs to travel in style.

We’ll also include our guide to building your own insta-ready cheeseboard. Not only will you be able to wow the family, get a pic up on the ‘gram and you’ll probably go viral. Talk to me more about this cheese I hear you say:

Westcombe Cheddar (200g) - Cheddar is your go to cheese, we get it. But this isn't just any cheddar, this is Cranberries inspired chedd...WOAH. STOP! We don’t mean this glorious handmade with raw milk cheddar has been infiltrated by cheese-killing red berries, we mean it lingers. Does it have to? Yes it does, and we’re more than happy to let it. She’s deep, complex, with flavour notes of hazelnut and grass. Linger all the way as far as we’re concerned.

Sparkenhoe Red Leicester (200g) - It's red. And it's Christmas. Why fight it? Sparkenhoe is in a league of its own, on a one cheese mission to dispel the myths that Red Leicester is boring and mild. The last remaining raw milk, traditional farmhouse Red Leicester made in the world, it’s nutty, buttery, with borderline caramel vibes. Show me the way to Leicester.

Comte (200g) - Yes, Comte. You’ve heard of it, you’ve tried it, you probably like it. Well that’s not telling half the story. Our Comte is a worldie - the difference being the length of maturation. Anyone can slice you up a 12 monther but will that leave you with a rich, nutty sweetness that reminds you of eating toffee or milk chocolate? NO. We insist on a minimum of 20 months here. It’s the best in the biz, no questions.

Baron Bigod (250g) - This is for you and nobody else....hide it under your napkin/chair/Christmas jumper and scoff it when everyone is too squiffy to notice. It's Brie-like...but better. It has a perfect balance between rich decadent butter, and smooth earthy mushroom. Eating it feels extravagant, an almost comforting experience. It’s exactly what Christmas should be.

Cropwell Bishop Organic Blue Stilton (200g) - Great for Grandad. Why do Grandads love blue? Beats us...we think this blue cheese should be enjoyed by everyone. The Bish is the true (gran)daddy when it comes to Stiltons though. Awards coming out of its veins, handmade, a recipe that goes back centuries. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. The result? Velvety but firm texture, rich, creamy and a salty kick from the rind. Christmas wouldn’t be the same without it.

NB. What you see is what you get. It’s tricky for us to swap cheeses in and out - if you’re looking to customise your box, consider The Lionel or The Tina.

For guaranteed christmas delivery, order within the next:


We deliver Tuesday through to Saturday on a next day service using APC couriers. We can take orders up to 10am for next day delivery. We will be delivering on Christmas Eve although this will need to be on a pre 12 service to guarantee delivery.

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